22.6.08

Goodbye Ari.


Ari, you set standard so high for all of us,
You've been soul end heart of ARITEX , cook , father, artist and
the grate jocker.
Thanks and stay with us forever.
Goodbye..You left us so sudden,
but no tears can bring you back.
There is a better place? Tot ziens dan.

From archive.Me during the Aria - Master era.

9.6.08

Everybody's free to wear sunscreen song

suspision rising that zeul made this song and just placed it on old label.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97
"WEAR SUNSCREEN!"If I could offer you only one tip for the future, "sunscreen" would be it.The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists,
whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.
I will dispense this advice NOW!
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth.
Oh, never mind.

You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded.But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.
You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future.
Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind,
The kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts.
Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss
Don't waste your time on jealousy.
Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive.
Forget the insults.
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters.
Throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life.
The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives.
Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees.
You'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll divorce at 40.

Maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much,
or berate yourself either.
Your choices are half chance.
So are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can.
Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it.
It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
Dance
Even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines.
They will only make you feel ugly.

"Brother and sister together we'll make it through,
Someday a spirit will take you and guide you there
I know that you're hurting but I've been waiting there for youand I'll be there just helping you outwhenever I can...

"Get to know your parents.
You never know when they'll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings.
They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,
but with a precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in
geography and lifestyle, because the older you get,
the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

Live in "New York City" once, but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in "Northern California" once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise.
Politicians will philander.
You, too, will get old.And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young,
prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.Respect your elders.Don't expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund.
Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse.
But you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy,
but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia.

Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal,
wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen.
"Brother and sister together we'll make it through,
Someday a spirit will take you and guide you thereI know that you're hurting but I've been waiting there for you
and I'll be there just helping you outwhenever I can...
" Everybody's Free, Everybody's Free
To Feel Good!

Dear sex.

Dear Sex,
For many years I have used and abused you. And I am sorry.
As I look back, I realize that I use you as a “release” - and not as a pathway to my higher self. I have made you tense, goal-oriented and external. Though I have regarded you as sacred from an intellectual standpoint, my actual practice demonstrates otherwise.
When I experience you, very rarely am I in the moment. My mind is elsewhere. I do not celebrate the universe through you.
You can connect me with my own divinity - and open me to the divinity of others. I want this to be my experience.
I will overcome the guilt, taboos or feelings of shame that are associated with you. I will laugh with you. I will dance with you. I will awaken this temporary body through you.
If only I knew how.
Love,Dr.KeyReal

Project "Lucifer"



If it is all true, let’s find a cozy underground shelter for ourselfs and our pets.
..Unless you already received a sealed envelope and started packing.
Later this summer…Maybe in 2012….

Ok, first listen congratulations from Arthur_Clarke.Remember the books “Space Odyssey 2001”
(And film by Stanley Kubrick) and especially “Space Odyssey 2010”?
The idea of turning Jupiter or Saturn into the star and terraforming nearby moons and small planets.?
Rings the bell?
Sounds completely crazy if not the fact, that the best scientific minds nursing this idea since
Late 40s.

Nothing mesmerize me so much as his (Arthur_Clarke's) sudden involvment into "Cassini Project".
Listen carefully to what he says.

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Now let’s go to NASA for answers.Click here.Notice the "Gov".logo
…And if you are into “conspiracy theories” Click here, Here , Here and if not at least enjoy the song.


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Don't panic, if you are reading this, and you are on this blog, you are probably
One of house, who will be spared, if radiation levels will start to rise.Dr.Keyreal

8.6.08

Who told you "it is no possible to combine friendship and business?"

Who told you -"it is no possible to combine friendship and business?"


"If you going to San-Francisco - put the flower up your ....

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Love you, guys - grate job...One of you - Sergey ,-is even from Soviet Union.

7.6.08

alaska war and middle east

Was it a mistake of Russia to sell Alaska (want to know more? -click on it)to Nord Amerka?
Did the czar’s regime made a biggiest turning point in a human history?
How many lives would be saved?
Yes, In a light of following…

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3340274697167011147&hl=en

6.6.08

Zeul is back on Earth

Zeul's info is just translated and chaotic,
because it was transmitted via non-verbal channels.
De-BLOCKER
Tired? Depressed?

–Imagine a wild tiger running after you, and it is hungry…
Or sex criminal, who wants your butt and he or she is horny…
Or the death, breathing behind your back.-“One chance in this form…”

Speed up your metabolism. Rush your brain.
You don’t know your body What is capable of..
Do it, or give up the ghost trying..

Try it, you “suck” in it.. …..First steps are clumsy.
Grammar? F==k it. ….Will get better in the process.

Wake up with excitement!
Leave home – house of bad patterns and stupid habits.

Do you really need to steal, or rape and kill someone to make your juices flowing? Drugs? Too much routine?..Be creative..

There is NO TOMORROW. If you don’t do it now, when the impulse is still there,- You don’t do it at all. Hurry… There is no past neither….There is no time machine to come back and change something, At least you don’t have one. Ask Santa for Christmas.
Anyway what you gonna change in there?


If your possession possess you give it to reach.(not to poor!!!!)
Protect your possessions…What a nice feeling to sleep with numbers. Caress them. Too late mate, “monopoly” is an addictive game…Power is an ultimate aphrodisiac.

Feel free to think positive, it’s a best you can do in any situation , but fight back when they come to take you some place with 2 suitcases aloud.

Thinking positive don’t mean to walk bare naked in Central Park with the slogan “I love niggers.”

The shit, you thing going to happen to you mostly will not…Other shit happens.
Think constantly about what you actually wish for and the “nice” stuff,- there is a big chance you will eventually manifest it into physical reality.

Fall in love and don’t care for mutual response, -what the f==k you care what He or She is thinking of you. You are in love – enjoy it.


Calm down, you are already dead, what can you loose…


Enjoy the bonus track….

Do not masturbate alone, -invite friends or family as there are no other options.. Holy book specifically points to this – guilt will hunt you.

Don’t do anything you don’t want to..Under any...


No satisfaction;, no gratitude no money will be a reward.

However hard they push…

Love your boss, government and police. They are here to serve and protect you.. From yourself… Let them number, database you, insert a microchip in you butt and put a bar code on your balls (you already are).Phone number for a life. Tug every object. This way nobody and nothing will be lost again. Talk to your washing machine…


"We are the Borg."



You are collective animals -cult of strong personality is for sissies.
No one will survive alone. Cling to one another and lend a hand to each other.
Share your food , your knowledge , your house.You will only benifit from it. You misunderstood the meaning of "capitalizm".

Privasy is a lonely hell, expansive and silly.


Globalize – it is better them a war. Religion? No comment...Fell free to belive in what you are programmed to belive, but let others to do and think as they programmed...

Stop to multiply, especially if you can’t support your offspring, otherwise we will sterilize and kill more them half of you, we have many means, including …..and………and even ……… – this planet has its limits. Promote homosexuality. Adopt orphans. NO MORE NEW KIDS!!!!!!

Are you out of your mind, selfish parents?


Do not live in a places, where nothing is growing (some parts of Africa), no UNESCO can help with this, just don’t live there and stop f===ing around in AIDS high -risc- arias.

Population control my ass, just stop f===ing.
Hey brothers and sisters out there , stop it....!!!!
You and your children will parish...

"Family values?" in 21 century ?, don't be silly.


Move small, plant a tree instead.

Give your car to the rich. It's running on blood.

Where do you want to go anywhere in you high speed car or the Jip? To grocery store?

There is Internet we made for you.

Bosses, move out of offices, you butt can be anywhere to make transactions and yell on your managers. Who can yell on their "monkeys"…. Traffic jams?

Net is not only for porn. video(dr keyreal - I published this clip futuring the characters from "Worl of Warcraft" singing the song from Broadway hit "Avenue Q" for fun)

”Skype”…..Sell online

Well ,“delivery” is another problem but “virtual reality guys” are working on it…

Success and money are not synonyms.

Money is good. Work for an advertisement company…

Improvise, take a song and screw it up. To high for your voice – be Leonard Cohen..
You humans are at your best, when improvising…

Study neuron networks of the brain we gave you..
Learn your patterns, Try not to change completely – people around will start to worry – they might harm you.

Read the constitution of your country, -you will be amased how wonderfull it is.
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Little do you care what they think of you. They don’t..They have their own toys to play with…

“Bitter truth “ is an ultimate evil. There is not such thing as “truth” or “reality” or “normal”.
Only the power of imagination.
Learn, learn till the last train….
Bless you mothe===ers..

Every step you take…..We watch you even when you take a dump.
.Zeul.

(unfriendly alien, but loves humans for some cool movies, books,
Obsession with anal sex, heavy metal, family values, Bach, ambient music, fast food, and unknown in known universe ignorance towards Universe around and our own body, home planet and spirituality)

Aliens among us.

The Aliens are hiding among us.Sometimes they play bass guitar.Thanks Ramon.

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3.6.08

sugary dreams are made of this.

There are some funs, who are bitterly disappointed by the luck of conspiracy theories in here .By popular demand I give you some for tonight. There is nothing better, as a nice freshly cooked conspiracy theory before a bedtime. Ask your folks to read it for you if you can’t. Good night, sweet dreams and tell them - "The people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we connect your calls, and we guard you while you sleep. Do NOT f…k with us. “Fight Club” .....and we play the piano and compose the nice music for you, cure you , Entertain you, provide with the hope trough the centuries:)PAY US.!!!!!."Dr.Key Real"
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Sony “Vegas” as a montage tool. “Voices of apocalypse -choirs””Vienna symphonic construction tool” Sony “Symphonic library”. Images and voice over from different “You tube” sources, no alteration or image editing.

Dealing with the chaos.

Dealing with the chaos. or a random impulses, or a dirty dishes (the plates, eating utensils, and pans that are dirtied during the cooking and eating of a meal)
Schedules (list of meetings, commitments , or appointments)
And” death lines” (sick to death of something – tired of hearing about something or having to deal with it”)
The Shoe boxes.
The Bills paid in time.
Hard Drives.Folders.Back ups.
spreadsheet

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetings...(...one sugar, no milk ,please)
random impulses" Activation Synthesis Theory" is a neurobiological theory of dreams
The Maps.
“To do” lists
“Tribe of Once Humans
”Sorting the garbage"
Priority set ups” ,
The Plastic bags.
The Commodes with tugs and labels.
The “Walk in” closets.
The Perfectly clean surfaces, Still
The best manager is BOB … (click on it) TM.
Trust IT…
Relax, take it easy, "click on it" TM to get my point -cut your ....lls but work hard on it.The Plasure of The Pain.
(Your pain :)
... Bless u mot.....kers..
Dr.Key Real

Trinity.The childhood behind the "Iron curtain"

(you can even click on it and have hi rez picture- blogspot and google doing very nice job)
The childhood behind the "Iron curtain"
As you can see from this black and white picture made in a photo cubicle in the Moscow’s metro station ,even though choice I made to be born in such a strange place as Soviet Union was, - no disciplinarian or “commy” tyrant could prevent me from puberty, that is still echoing trough the caves of my troubled mind .Dr KeyReal